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Issue date: 4/3/08 Section: Entertainment

Stephanie Ogozaly

Britney Spears will come to Zootica College later this month to moderate a seminar on proper parenting.

Spears is known internationally for her parenting skills and said she is delighted to come to the ZC campus to teach America's youth how to be good parents.

"I think it's great that y'all are having me, y'all," Spears said. "I want Zootica College students to know that they can be as good at parenting as I am. I might even talk about how to make a marriage work, cause I'm an expert with all that stuff. I thrive under pressure and I think I can teach all y'all students how to do that too!"

Spears plans to have her children on hand for the seminar and says she will give them to anyone who shows up. To some, it seemed like a strange idea, but Spears said it makes perfect sense.

"Duh, it will teach students responsibility," she said. "Y'all can take my babies home and take care of them and learn to be a real parent. A baby isn't just for Christmas, y'all - it's for life. But I have to ask that if you borrow my baby, please return it after or send me a text message to let me know you still have it, cause if you don't I'll totally forget and go back to California without it."

After Spears visits Zootica College, she will stop at Harvard University in Boston and host a seminar on hair care and how to step out of a car in a mini skirt.

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